Tuesday, 17 April 2012

We is retronauting: Ambient 1: Music for Airports

BP wants to grasp, like Walter Benjamin’s Arcades Project, the past, to a degree limited by the information it can procure on the past, about the experiences of the past in its cultural-political-economic context, when it can be bothered. But it’s not Marxist.

This week/ today it’s Music for Airports.

For hipsters and dorks alike, Eno rules. His ambient album, coming two years after ambient collaborations with David Bowie, and after the fiddlings of La Monte Young, Cage, Penderecki, and the drugged noodlings of Tangerine Dream, is the focal point of the ambient explosion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykJg-vE3k-E

In 1978, a few years after the modernising effects of the Equal Pay Act (in force 1975), decimalisation and EU membership (1973), the softening of England to women and foreigners, the decomposition of melodies into sounds, drones, textures became – interesting; beautiful, even. Eno composed public space music: functional, democratic, music for strolling and waiting in public venues. Benjamin would have approved: Eno is a flaneur’s composer, and the flaneur was the subject of the Arcades Project. But as the topic of wandering around enclosed shopping spaces became less interesting to us (the uglier the interiors of those buildings got), so perhaps music for airports will need to become music for space shuttles, for aliens – for whatever. As science fiction reminds us, we never get as far as we think as fast as we think.

Sunday, 15 April 2012

The Big Win

The Big Win: A Modern Morality Tale is Barnaby Barford’s latest piece, showing at the Laing Gallery in Newcastle. Barford – who is yet to have a Wikipedia page (and is therefore curiously anonymous for an international prize winner) – satirises in a series of dioramas about the size of a fish tank the hopes and dreams of the sordid British public. Well, one element of our public at least.

In a modern-day Dickensian narrative, a takeaway- and TV-addicted Rab C Nesbitt-type antihero wins the lottery, lives it up for a while and, inevitably, squanders it. It provides the art-going public with a brief platform from which to condescend. BP (Burning Py-izz-ire) would prefer a slightly broader critique, which incorporates the lazy hypocrisy of the art-goer himself, who sniffs at "Rab" here and then on departing the gallery delves deeply into the Propasphere ("Propaganda sphere") - more deeply, because he knows not where he swims.


Is The Big Win "classist"? Probably. But then it sounds eerily like the life of Michael Carroll, sans some of his anti-social abuses (when truth trumps art, art's missing something).

And then we ask: but is it art? Well, it has a clear enough message. Is that the point?

The discussion of art in terms of its meaning, rather than the beauty of its execution, the real riddle of modern art and why most of it – Duchamp’s bog, Schwitters’ shit-house – baffles the bourgeoisie and bores the working class, came about after Kant (Clement Greenberg).

burning pyre ist zurück!!

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Death to the "Great Satanisms"!

'Toward'
'Take the trash out'
'Can I get...?'
'ex-tra orr-din-air-ee' (extraordinary)
'I guess'
'Prom'
'click' (clique)
'gee-og-raff-ee' (geography)

Thursday, 26 June 2008

Cryptosporidiosis - UK Tour 08

If they're not ripping up large sections of road, or adding noughts to your quarterly bill, then they're looking the other way as microscopic parasites take a swim in your supply. Water companies - gotta love them.